Let’s face it: 13 hours in an Emirates, Qatar or Qantas 380 is still 13 unlucky hours. A business class seat in an Emirates, Qatar or Qantas 380 is still ultimately a vaguely uncomfortable bed. I have always slept on my belly and despite this, manifestly avoided the Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. To compound the theoretical risk, I also confess that I have been a life-long duck-down soft pillow addict.
These somewhat personal disclosures explain why I not only sleep soundly but silently. I am not a snorer. However I admit openly that I am guilty of the modern cause of bedroom noise pollution – podcasting.
Anyway the point of all these rather repressed catholic confessions is to set the scene for the saga of the Business Class flat bed.
The first thing is it’s not bloody FLAT. it’s heads up by several degrees compounded by the lumpy cushion which no matter how viciously I pummel and pound, does not morph into a duck-down pillow at bedtime. “Poor little rich girl” I hear you cry, “guilty as charged” I respond. I empathise with the heroine in that Little Golden Book – The Princess and the Pea. I am still awaiting rescue.
Secondly there is a gap of several centimetres between the top of my Qantas “flat bed” and the capsule. Through this not insignificant gap, whilst asleep, may fall one’s iPod or worse, an arm. Rescuing the lost iPod from the depths of the business class seat/capsule may require return of the 380 to the maintenance workshop and physical removal of the whole seat. This is a minor hiccup compared to waking up finding one’s dominant arm dangling in the gap between bed and capsule. Should the limb be successfully extracted without the need for amputation, it is invariably completely flail, not recovering completely for several hours and so disabling as to prevent the enjoyment of the pending Business Class breakfast. I may have just as well travelled economy class.
3 thoughts on “The Princess and the Pea.”
you are such a princess Graham lol!
This does not sound excessively repressed to me. I look forward to the truly repressed meanderings.
You would be unaware of this fact, but there is a very annoying gap between the window seat and the wall in economy as well. I reckon they count on acquiring lots of lost property from that gap. Apart from the pillow that slides down there immediately I would think it is the repository of glasses, earrings, false teeth, hearing aids,books,ipods, iphones, noise -cancelling gizmos etc. Impossible to retrieve whilst in the seat…..and anytime afterwards.
Enjoy the trip back. And remember there will be a treat in store that evening . Jonathan is playing really well and having a ball!
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