The Academy was founded in 1822 and is the oldest musical conservatoire in Britain. It is devoted to educating and training some of the world’s greatest musicians. The museum is an outstanding and fascinating collection for anyone with an interest in music. It has had bequeathed some remarkable and unique collections including those of Sir Arthur Sullivan and Yehudi Menuhin. The original score for ‘Three Little Maids from School’ is showcased as is a picture of an adolescent Menuhin with Sir Edward Elgar – of ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ fame.
The inaugural Professor of Singing was one Manuel Garcia, also the longest serving from 1848 to 1895. He taught Jenny Lind. In fact she was Swedish and as a soprano was world renowned, known as the ‘Swedish Nightingale’. She was self taught and blessed with a natural talent, but without guidance had a vocal breakdown. Apparently her vocal cords were severely scared. She was taken under the wing of Professor Garcia who as a consequence of his insight and talent, invented the first laryngoscope all the more to peer down Ms Lind’s throat. So the laryngoscope was not originally a medical device but rather a sort of musical instrument, usurped by the medical profession, skillfully played by them to make millions. Apparently Hans Christian Anderson fell hopelessly in love with Ms Lind. The Danish writer, I had a preconceived notion that he was a bit of a fairy, wrote children’s tales. Obviously I got this around the wrong way?
The founding Principal of the Music school was one William Crutch. A child prodigy himself he took under his wing gifted children from age 10 to 15 and mandated that they all boarded. A typical school day was from 7am to 9pm
each day beginning and ending with prayers. I shall send a memo to the Hon Christopher Pyne MP Minister for Education suggesting, respectfully of course, that he could consider and adopt this regimen. Rumour has it that Mr Pyne already practices this and is indeed at work from 7 am to 9pm
and as well is on his knees on a daily basis. If only I could somehow weave Mr Crutch, the teacher, into my memo.
The Museum has two floors of priceless musical instruments, one floor devoted to string and one to the piano family, which is of course technically part of the string family, by string I mean the violin, viola, cello and lute etc. There is a Stradivari violin played by Queen Marie Antoinette. I guess she was the French equivalent of the Emperor Nero who fiddled whilst Rome burnt. Marie Antoinette on the other hand fiddled whilst the peasants ate cake.
The piano section had amongst other things a polygonal virginal.The juxtaposition of these two words absolutely stumped me.
The museum has a changing temporary exhibition and at present it is a delightful nostalgic look at the Music of the First World War. The songs of the era and sheet music were cleverly displayed and there is no doubt in my mind of the delicious inneundo and double entendre of some of the songs.
Here are some pictures of what I mean.
So what do the bad boys love?
More than he bargained for I will wager